Friday, December 16, 2005

Idiot drivers

What the hell is up with the idiots who insist on driving in the fast lane when they’re obviously the slowest car on the freeway? What can you be thinking about when you’re driving 60mph in the fast lane and people are dodging around you at 70mph to get ahead? What do these idiots think about when they see a mile of empty road ahead of them and a mile of cars lined up behind them? Don’t they notice the big rigs passing them on the right? These are the same idiots who insist on matching regular lane speeds during rush hour while driving in the Carpool lane, never mind there isn’t another car in front of them for a mile.

These drivers need to be removed from the driving pool. I’m not saying they can’t drive on surface streets, I do suspect these are the same idiots who speed through crowded neighborhoods and crawl along empty freeways, bottom feeders that they are. If we can’t shoot them, then we need to create traffic laws that will revoke their driving privileges and set the rest of us free.

Friday, December 09, 2005

On the first day

On the first day God created the Heavens and the Earth. So here we are.

On this first day I've set up my own blog to express and document my ramblings. You'll note the blog is in black,, some will see symbology in it,, normally I say anything which ends with an ology is a boondoggle, scientology and biology being good examples. I will have to admit the Black background is an indicator of the black humor you will usually find on my blog.

I will start with the fact the Jimmy 'Peacenick, Koombaya, Shabby house building, gave away the cannal' Carter has recently had a US Navy submarine named after him. The USS Jimmy Carter is quite possibly the most dangerous weapon so far created by man that wasn't specifically designed to blow up or release bio toxins,, comments from the crews about fellow crew memember hygiene aside.

So the US Navy built the most deadliest warship ever built, a submarine capable of nuking entire countries or blasting entire neighborhoods with cruise missles and then named it after the most Pacifistic fumbler to sit in the Oval office since Woodrow Wilson. Not only that, they made the fumbler bless her and christian her. How he must dread the day when the newsies announce how Jimmy Carter took out a village in some benighted whole in the world inhabited by poor destitute neobarbs, ie Jimmy's people. For sure he didn't treat us Americans like we were his people.

And they say Navy guys have no sense of Irony.