On the first day
On the first day God created the Heavens and the Earth. So here we are.
On this first day I've set up my own blog to express and document my ramblings. You'll note the blog is in black,, some will see symbology in it,, normally I say anything which ends with an ology is a boondoggle, scientology and biology being good examples. I will have to admit the Black background is an indicator of the black humor you will usually find on my blog.
I will start with the fact the Jimmy 'Peacenick, Koombaya, Shabby house building, gave away the cannal' Carter has recently had a US Navy submarine named after him. The USS Jimmy Carter is quite possibly the most dangerous weapon so far created by man that wasn't specifically designed to blow up or release bio toxins,, comments from the crews about fellow crew memember hygiene aside.
So the US Navy built the most deadliest warship ever built, a submarine capable of nuking entire countries or blasting entire neighborhoods with cruise missles and then named it after the most Pacifistic fumbler to sit in the Oval office since Woodrow Wilson. Not only that, they made the fumbler bless her and christian her. How he must dread the day when the newsies announce how Jimmy Carter took out a village in some benighted whole in the world inhabited by poor destitute neobarbs, ie Jimmy's people. For sure he didn't treat us Americans like we were his people.
And they say Navy guys have no sense of Irony.
On this first day I've set up my own blog to express and document my ramblings. You'll note the blog is in black,, some will see symbology in it,, normally I say anything which ends with an ology is a boondoggle, scientology and biology being good examples. I will have to admit the Black background is an indicator of the black humor you will usually find on my blog.
I will start with the fact the Jimmy 'Peacenick, Koombaya, Shabby house building, gave away the cannal' Carter has recently had a US Navy submarine named after him. The USS Jimmy Carter is quite possibly the most dangerous weapon so far created by man that wasn't specifically designed to blow up or release bio toxins,, comments from the crews about fellow crew memember hygiene aside.
So the US Navy built the most deadliest warship ever built, a submarine capable of nuking entire countries or blasting entire neighborhoods with cruise missles and then named it after the most Pacifistic fumbler to sit in the Oval office since Woodrow Wilson. Not only that, they made the fumbler bless her and christian her. How he must dread the day when the newsies announce how Jimmy Carter took out a village in some benighted whole in the world inhabited by poor destitute neobarbs, ie Jimmy's people. For sure he didn't treat us Americans like we were his people.
And they say Navy guys have no sense of Irony.
posted by John at 3:18 PM
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